OH MY GOD
The title made me angry but now I read it, I’m laughing
remember when spongebob used to sometimes have actual people be in the cartoon and it was always extremely bad acting or really weird like why though
those were the fucking funniest parts
the greats hung about this is all of those people is spongebobs voice actor
(Eric, Tarzan, The Beast, Jim, Aladdin, Flynn, And Hercules are my favorite!) What’s yours?
nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek
I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.
WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?
tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend
you have a sad childhood
YOU HAVE A SAD CHILDHOOD
EVERYBODY HAS A SAD CHILDHOOD
“bye honey, i’m off to work”
history repeats itself
So I got a detention today.
Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* ~a swear word~ in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”
So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.
And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!EDIT: A few people were confused as to why some of the phrases were crossed out. Apparently the vice principal found this list online and deemed those words to be too “inappropriate”. She also told me to circle which word I was going to use from now on, which explains why “pokemon” is surrounded in red pen.
SON OF A POKEMON
Oh. My. God.
How long did this take someone to make????
do they even have crime in canada
He does parking tickets shut up
I didn’t know you could get tickets for incorrectly parking your moose.
Seriously guys. I live in Canada and I’m laughing out loud.
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