Here is the video, and it’s wonderful.
It’s 2014 and a person can get drunk and almost get stabbed by a household robot. I love the future.
I love that this has escaped the rooster teeth fandom by so much. The internet is great.
"some drunk people" I’m laughing so fucking hard that this is how the world now knows Geoff and Griffon Ramsey and Gavin Free
I almost died at this one
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIGN ON
THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT
NO NONO NO NO
PHSYC AND NO THATS NOT WHO IT WHORKS
HELO PE I;SMN SO FUCKING CONFUSDE
This is the equivalent of flipping off Isaac Newton.
my br AIN
I tensed up waiting for stuff to break and then thE WRONG STUFF BROKE.
WHAT IS THIS
I AM IRRATIONALLY ANGRY
whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like
"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"
hmm i’m not sure just give me a second to think about thi….
NGHARRNGHARRNGHARR GIMME DE BROCCOLI
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
Page 1 of 1418